Plorking: Tragedy strikes when two crazes merge

You knew this might happen.  Two internet fed crazes collide with disastrous consequences.  Myles P. Duckencover decided to combine a couple of his favorite  internet fads.  Planking and forking.  He had a flash mob set up to meet at his ex’s parent’s home where his former girlfriend was living since their breakup.  He planned to do a mass planking and forking combo platter.  Alas, when it turned out only Myles showed up, he become distraught and decided to end it all by impaling himself on a salad fork recently purchased at the Big and Tall Men’s utensil store. Thanks to rigor mortis Myles did maintain perfect planking position into the afterlife.  Myles will probably be the one and only person to attempt Plorking but he did get his 15 minutes of fame and three minute video tribute on YouTube.

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Photographer, writer, manufacturer's rep. Specialize in fine art, travel and architectural photography. Writing a fictional novel (see Ballbrakker links) and music lyrics. Sell commercial interior building products. Play golf poorly. www.donnphoto.com
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