Is it a Coach or is it an imposter?
Put your trivia caps on this may be tougher than you think.
A. Is this the man who goes by Coach (one letter) and leads the most hated basketball program on earth ? OR
b. The main rat from the Nutcracker seen in his street clothes?
c. That real dumb-ass boss on the Office or a dress up version of the forty-year old virgin?
A. Is this the coach of an Upper Midwest team with more white guys with unpronounceable names than any other NCAA team?
B. The Grand Dragon of an Upper Midwest KKK organization firing up the troops at a klan rally? or
C. A guy really pissed off at his fashion consultant?
3. A. Is this the young coach from a legendary basketball state leading an underdog into the Final Four for the second straight year?
B. Is this the eagle scout who you copied off of to get your sorry ass through High School and who was voted most likely never to have to shave?
4. A. Is this the coach who has leads every college team he coaches to the Final Four just seconds before he is about to be caught in another NCAA scandal?
B. Is this a televangelist saying repent you heathen sinner or your bracket will have Pitt vs. Duke in the final?
And last but not least
5. A. Is this the incredible coach who has won 5 straight games to lead his cinderella squad to the Final Four?
B. Or Saeed the corner grocery store owner who sells you smuggled cigarettes and who you secretly suspect of ties to al-Qaeda?